‘Tis the season for all the warm, cozy, winter spiced, everything nice’d, doughy snickerdoodle, dessert kit and caboodle. The heavy creams, root veggie pies, endless coffee-flavored streams and Mexican hot cocoa supplies.

Love you some bougie cocktails? Lemme guess: Old-fashioned. Manhattan. Sawyer. Sazerac. Pink Gin Pink. Champagne cocktail. Perfect storm. Death in the Gulf Stream. Angostura sour. OG martini.