You love coffee. I mean loooove the smell of fresh brew in the morning. Or afternoon. Or every possible time of consciousness. If you could drink coffee all day long and still sleep and not have heart palpitations / extreme anxiety, you would do it …

*Note: scroll to the bottom for our cheat sheet of recommended coffee kits if this is straight mumbo jumbo to you.* Your friend or family member likes coffee. I mean really likes coffee. There’s probably a diagnosable mental health condition that accurately defines their common-law …