One of the most hailed AND hated consumerism-driven holidays of the year.
Join all of earth humanity as they sell their souls to the rainforest retail emperor formally known as Amazon:
The ache for productivity is rising in your bones. Nothing a little coffee and alka seltzer won’t solve. Eyes cracked open, you scan a generous 4 foot radius around your comatose body for technological devices. Armed with your weird uncle’s tablet, you embark on a digital journey. Your ultimate goal: buy everything needed to sustain you for all of next year and capitalize on the best sales. Time is extremely limited. Don’t let the battery run out or you’ll have to fess up to commandeering weird-guy’s means of interacting with the outside world.
You’re on the quest of all quests. Frankly, you can’t leave the house and you’ve seen A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on repeat at least 11 times since Wednesday night. Let’s be honest. This is probably the only quest your honey-baked haze can endure.
The purchasing opportunities are endless:
- Christmas presents for your fam.
- Upcoming birthdays.
- Crafting accessories for gifts or home decor.
- Tools for that DIY design you pinned on Pinterest.
- Smart home devices to make your life easier.
- Home repair items.
- Essentials for maintenance on your house.
Must. Buy. Everything.
Here’s the (literal) deal, friend. You have perceived needs and this list can meet them.
We’ve researched Amazon’s best deals for a home cook and do-it-yourselfer on Black Friday. These are ALL cooking and DIY items that we would use or currently DO use.
Don’t miss out. It’s crank time. Or just sleep all day on black-out Friday until your system is geared up for the 37 pounds of leftover bird meat that you’re going to throw on a roll everyday until the new year.
Happy saving!
Must-have Black Friday kitchen deals on Amazon.
The kitchen thermometer that stays in your range oven, wall oven or toaster oven to ensure proper temperature. Heat often varies throughout you oven, depending on specific location.
Made of carbon steel for durability and longevity. Don’t buy poor quality pans that deteriorate after a few years. 2 cookie pans. 2 round cake pans. 1 rectangular cake pan. 1 loaf pan.
Yeti-style double-wall insulated metal tumbler.
Stainless steel construction so it lasts a lifetime. Vacuum sealed and double wall insulated to keep beverages hot for up to 6 hours or cold for 24 hours. WAY cheaper than Yeti brand.
Digital countertop convection oven.
Cook smaller meals anywhere. The convection oven component offers more even heating and cooking. Useful for 2-layer baking and roasting. Fit your entire meal inside this portable oven. We especially love this in the summer when we don’t want to heat the house by turning on the oven.
For all the homies who hate shopping in that building full of kind-of-fresh food items in the midst of relationally aloof staff members coupled with tiny humans making your ears bleed:
Wireless digital cooking thermometer.
Carefully monitor the internal temp of the meat or poultry you’re masterfully cooking from up to 300 feet away. Never guess the doneness of a piece of animal protein ever again. Chances are you’re undercooking or overcooking it.
4-Piece or 6-piece set of shatter-resistant wine glasses for regular use. Able to hold 15 oz of vino when you’re in the mood for a not-doctor-recommended triple pour of liquid glory.
8-in-1 multifunctional pressure cooker.
Cook your entire meal in one multi-use electric pot. Saute your veggies, protein and starches. Efficiently cook your rice, quinoa, barley, and legumes. Use the slow cooker option to virtually replace your crock pot. Ferment your own yogurt with only a few buttons.
Snag all the kitchen goodies from the brand you couldn’t pronounce until your mom revealed it with her speaking muscles:
Ninja blender (certified refurbished).
1000 watts of raw, crushing power. 6 blades to destroy ice, blend fruit, puree veggies in a matter of seconds.
Blendtec (refurbished). Our favorite.
The hoss of all blenders. Industrial strength for home use. One-touch programs that make soup hot, crushes ice, batters anything & everything, thoroughly blends fruit & veggies for smoothies without any grit, and juice mixer. 3 year warranty. It’s the brand you usually see in smoothie shops. Vitamix’s meaner, older brother.
8-quart crock pot slow cooker.
The OG slow cooker of all slow cookers. That’s 2 gallons capacity to be exact. Use the digital timer for meals that take up to 20 hours. After complete, this hot little pot transitions to the warm setting automatically.
Earn a killer bounty of delicious food staples using your digital currency without actually lifting a buttcheek from your Wayfair couch.
Must-have Black Friday DIY deals on Amazon.
Dewalt accessories.
- The complete 40-piece screwdriving set.
- A 6-piece metal / woodcutting reciprocating saw blade set.
- The 21-piece titanium drill bit set for predrilling all the pilot holes.
InSinkErator garbage disposal.
Only one of the best, most powerful garbage disposals on the planet. We use their septic friendly version at home. The double grinder + the ¾ horsepower + the container of enzymes all ensure that our pipes NEVER get clogged.
Noise reduction safety ear muffs.
Use these bad boys during your DIY, shooting or outdoor maintenance to protect your hearing. E.g. sawing wood, range or skeet shooting, mowing the lawn, etc.
Your lawn and garden will literally die without your tender care. Your patio could probably survive a tornado, but wouldn’t look this good:
The all-in-one tool kit, not just for auto professionals. Open ended wrenches, socket wrench set, groove joint pliers, needle nose pliers, adjustable wrench, allen wrench set and a screwdriver set.
The household name brand for the all-purpose wet-dry vacuum. Suck up what your standard vacuum can’t: massive dust or dirt spills, glass, water, sawdust or pieces of metal / plastic / rocks. The ideal cleaning companion at home or work.
76 pieces of furniture or decor building technology. Connect wood boards while hiding the screw holes and screws. Predrill holes at the perfect angle every single time. Compare to a Kreg Jig (much more expensive AND versatile).
Dewalt drill driver + impact driver combo kit.
20 volt max for serious jobs. Predrill wood, metal, plastic and other materials with the drill. Install screws of all types. The impact driver installs the screws with enormous amounts of torque when the drill driver fails. The batteries can be used on more than 180 Dewalt brand cordless tools and products. Don’t settle for a drill you’re going to sell on Craigslist in 1-2 years.
Top notch brand of tools and appliances. Here’s their jigsaw, angle grinder, oscillating multi-tool, and rotary hammer. Search more Bosch tools to find sweet deals.
Your smart switch for controlling the lights in your home with Google Assistant or Alexa.
Control when your devices are on and off with these 2 smart plugs. Controlled by Alexa, Google Home or IFTTT. Automate each plug in the Smart Life App for completely custom scheduling.
A higher-end 12” blade for your miter saw. The carbide tips ensure that the blade stays sharp longer. 80 teeth for a finer, cleaner cut.
Commercial style kitchen sink faucets.
The first comes in brushed nickel with a pull down sprayer and single lever for a clean aesthetic. The second offers a modern commercial vibe in brushed nickel with a pull down sprayer, super high arc, and spiraling hose.
